Today our hilarious cohort of curmudgeon comedians gives advice on dealing with grumpy 5-year-olds and indecisive teenagers.
Episode 21 — Geraldine
August 15, 2011
Today Thelma and Myrtle introduce Geraldine, a nursing home friend with short-term memory loss. With Myrtle supposedly unable to talk due to a sore throat, Thelma jumps on the opportunity to egg Geraldine on into discussing unappetizing subjects like denture cleaning.
Episode 20 — Ask a (Retired) Ninja
August 13, 2011
Fred the traumatized UPS man writes asking Frannie the retired ninja for advice on how to deal with canine attacks, while prankster Wakawaza writes in with a self-referentially false statement.
Episode 19 — This Little Light
August 12, 2011
When Thelma, Myrtle, and Frannie receive a technical support query describing computer woes, they grossly misinterpret it as a letter from a sad person discouraged with his lack of intellectual capacity.
Episode 18 — The Mystery of the Missing Packages
August 12, 2011
Frannie puts her wisdom to work to solve a caper involving packages, dogs, and brown shorts.
Episode 17 — Exercises
August 11, 2011
Thelma and Frannie embark on a new exercise program while a very confused Myrtle struggles to keep up.
Episode 16 — Packrat Therapy
February 4, 2011
After Frannie throws out Myrtle’s old, unwearable shoes from her childhood, Thelma provides Myrtle with some much-needed therapy.
Episode 15 — Frannie
January 23, 2011
In this episode, Thelma and Myrtle introduce their friend Frannie. Frannie and Myrtle reminisce about how they “abused” their children by making them watch symphonies and film classics.
Episode 14 — Around the World in 80 Days
January 23, 2011
Thelma and Myrtle are itching to travel the world and try to plan a vacation with the help of clueless Wikipedians.
Episode 13 — iChocolate
January 23, 2011
After figuring out that Myrtle’s “piece of chocolate” is actually an iPod, Thelma and Myrtle try to figure out how to use this new-fangled piece of equipment.