Fred the traumatized UPS man writes asking Frannie the retired ninja for advice on how to deal with canine attacks, while prankster Wakawaza writes in with a self-referentially false statement.
In this family-friendly curmudgeon comedy, two "lil' ol' ladies" and their friends discuss life, answer letters, plan adventures, and try their best to be cool n' groovy like all them young whippersnappers.